Pick ‘Em – Week 1



We’re alive and kicking, and back for another season, ladies and gents.

Real quick, let’s recap how last season turned out.

In our annual Bowl Challenge, we’ve been beaten by one of our readers for the second straight year. Brice Russ, linguistics Ph.D. student at The Ohio State University, claims to know nothing about football. He started out 0-3 in bowl season this past year, came back to go 9-1 on the New Year’s Eve/Day bowls and picked 24 of 4 games correctly to win the “title.” He was the only person to pick more than 21 bowl games correctly, and for that he has both my commendation and admiration.

Here’s the final standings among your four illustrious writers and the combined guest record.

DanGo 90-56
Chris 85-61
Fred 81-65
Guest 80-64
DanGr 76-60

I don’t like to gloat – but holy crap, I won?! Bet that doesn’t happen again.

I want thank everyone who picked as a guest last year. Special congratulations go to Evan Nagler, Chad Sinness, Ricky Compton, and Mike Cheyne, who each went 6-2 in their week to tie as the best of the guests. And we’re doing it again this year! If you want to get in on the guest picking action, post an email address here and I’ll get in touch with you.

For week one this year, our guest is Matthew Worner. Matthew Worner is a 2008 Master of Public Administration graduate from Virginia Tech’s Center for Public Adminsitration and Policy. He is an information technology auditor with one of the national security agencies (not disclosed… if it was, well…) in Washington, DC. Matthew is also probably one of the few Hokies that you know from North Dakota (maybe the only person you know from North Dakota). In his spare time, Matthew is an avid follower of the Hokies, is also enrolled in an Executive Master of Policy Management graduate program at Georgetown University. You can find him on Twitter at @HokieGuru.

We’ve got a decent slate of games for week one this year. Let’s go!

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred Guest
Last Week / YTD 0-0 / 0-0 0-0 / 0-0 0-0 / 0-0 0-0 / 0-0 0-0 / 0-0
Northern Illinois (+5) at Iowa State Northern Illinois Northern Illinois Iowa State Northern Illinois Iowa State
Connecticut (+3) at Michigan Connecticut Michigan Michigan Michigan Connecticut
Richmond (+7) at Virginia Virginia Richmond Virginia Virginia Virginia
Washington (+2) at Brigham Young Washington Washington Brigham Young Brigham Young Washington
#22 Oregon State (+13.5) at #7 Texas Christian Oregon State Texas Christian Texas Christian Texas Christian Texas Christian
#16 Louisiana State (-6.5) at #18 North Carolina Louisiana State Louisiana State Louisiana State Louisiana State Louisiana State
#12 Wisconsin (-20.5) at UNLV Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin
#5 Boise State (-2) vs. #6 Virginia Tech Boise State Virginia Tech Boise State Boise State Virginia Tech

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Pick ‘Em – Week 4



After three weeks, the entirety of our pickers are within one game of each other. I don’t think I’ve seen this much parity since the 2008 ACC. Is that a good thing?

Last week’s guest picker, Craig Barker, took a couple gambles and kept the guest spot at a perfect .500 record.

This week’s guest is James Quintong. James is an editor and occasional writer for ESPN.com’s fantasy section and also was on the original staff at CNNSI.com (now SI.com). He was a longtime member of TRASH before moving to other side of the buzzer, and is currently part of the reigning TRASHionals champions. In short, he’s everything that the good chunks of the blogosphere and quizbowl world apparently dislike. Oh yeah, he helped form Northwestern’s quizbowl team back in the mid-’90s, right around the time the Wildcats went to the Rose Bowl, and also graduated the same year as current head coach Pat Fitzgerald (but isn’t sure if that makes feel old or young).

Want to join us as a guest? Leave a comment with an email address, and we’ll get in touch.

On to week 4!

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred Guest
Last Week / YTD 6-2 / 12-12 6-2 / 12-12 5-3 / 13-11 5-3 / 13-11 4-4 / 12-12
Minnesota (-1) at Northwestern Minnesota Minnesota Northwestern Northwestern Northwestern
#22 North Carolina (+3) at Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech
Southern Miss (+13.5) at #20 Kansas Kansas Kansas Kansas Kansas Kansas
#6 California (-5.5) at Oregon Oregon California California California California
#9 Miami (FL) (-3) at #11 Virginia Tech Miami Virginia Tech Miami Miami Miami
Pittsburgh (+1) at North Carolina State Pittsburgh Pittsburgh Pittsburgh NC State Pittsburgh
#15 Texas Christian (+2.5) at Clemson Texas Christian Clemson Clemson Clemson Clemson
Texas Tech (+1) at #17 Houston Houston Houston Houston Houston Houston

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Pick ‘Em – Bowl Week Extravaganza – Part 2



Certainly not the way most of us wanted to start off bowl week – being reminded that it’s easy to underestimate teams we haven’t seen all season. Fred pads his lead a little more, and Chris manages to spend two whole weeks out of the basement.

On to the second portion of our three-week garden party.

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred
Last Week 2-5 3-4 2-5 4-3
Year to Date (60-52) (61-51) (59-53) (67-45)
12/26/2008 Motor City Bowl: Florida Atlantic (+7) vs. Central Michigan (Detroit, MI) Florida Atlantic Central Michigan Central Michigan Central Michigan
12/27/2008 Meineke Car Care Bowl: West Virginia (-1.5) vs. North Carolina (Charlotte, NC) West Virginia West Virginia North Carolina West Virginia
12/27/2008 Champs Sports Bowl: Wisconsin (+6) vs. Florida State (Orlando, FL) Florida State Florida State Florida State Florida State
12/27/2008 Emerald Bowl: Miami (FL) (+8) vs. California (San Francisco, CA) Miami California California California
12/28/2008 Independence Bowl: Northern Illinois (+1) vs. Louisiana Tech (Shreveport, LA) Louisiana Tech Northern Illinois Louisiana Tech Northern Illinois
12/29/2008 papajohns.com Bowl: NC State (+7) vs. Rutgers (Birmingham, AL) Rutgers NC State Rutgers Rutgers
12/29/2008 Valero Alamo Bowl: #21 Missouri (-12.5) vs. #23 Northwestern (San Antonio, TX) Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri
12/30/2008 Roady’s Humanitarian Bowl: Maryland (+2) vs. Nevada (Boise, ID) Maryland Maryland Nevada Maryland
12/30/2008 Texas Bowl: Rice (-2.5) vs. Western Michigan (Houston, TX) Rice Rice Rice Western Michigan
12/30/2008 Pacific Life Holiday Bowl: #13 Oklahoma State (-3) vs. #17 Oregon (San Diego, CA) Oregon Oklahoma State Oklahoma State Oregon
12/31/2008 Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl: Houston (-3.5) vs. Air Force (Fort Worth, TX) Houston Houston Houston Houston
12/31/2008 Brut Sun Bowl: Oregon State (-2.5) vs. #20 Pittsburgh (El Paso, TX) Oregon State Oregon State Oregon State Pittsburgh
12/31/2008 Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl: #24 Boston College (-3.5) vs. Vanderbilt (Nashville, TN) Vanderbilt Boston College Boston College Boston College
12/31/2008 Insight Bowl: Kansas (-9) vs. Minnesota (Tempe, AZ) Kansas Kansas Kansas Kansas
12/31/2008 Chick-fil-a Bowl: LSU (+4) vs. #14 Georgia Tech (Atlanta, GA) Louisiana State Georgia Tech Georgia Tech Georgia Tech

Commentary and analysis after the jump.
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Miami Got Steamrolled by Georgia Tech: Now What?



It was a thing for beauty for all enthusiasts of the totally awesome triple option.  Georgia Tech head coach Paul Johnson unleashed his playbook and the results were devastating: 472 rushing yards, the most yards rushing given up by Miami since 1944, and the most accumulated by Tech since 1978.  More important, however, was the final score, 41-23, in a game that was not as close as that score indicates: the score was 27-3 midway through the third quarter.  It was complete domination by an old school offense against the vaunted Miami defense.  Just when Miami looked like it was about to get back to being Miami, they lose their heads and get smoked old school.

Do you believe now that the totally awesome triple option works against Les Six?  What is that, still not convinced?  As big as this game was for its conference standing, the next game is for its standing in its state.  Yes, Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate is just around the corner.  If Georgia Tech can go into Athens and knock off the Georgia Bulldogs for the first time since 2000, then everyone will believe in what Paul Johnson and his Yellow Jackets are doing for the North Avenue Trade School.

With a record of 5-3, Georgia Tech is now done with ACC regular season play.  With their win, they greatly enhanced their chances of attending the ACC Championship Game and diminished those of Miami.  With one more ACC game in the books, what does the ACC Coastal division race look like now?

- All five teams in contention now have three losses.  To qualify for the tiebreaker process, each team needs to get to 5-3.  From now on, a loss by the four remaining teams at any time this weekend or next weekend eliminates them from the race.

- Georgia Tech needs North Carolina to lose a game and the winner of Virginia-Virginia Tech to lose their previous game.  The Yellow Jackets would lose all tiebreakers that involve one of those teams.

- Miami needs the Virginia-Virginia Tech winner to win its previous game and for North Carolina to lose a game.  Miami cannot win a tiebreaker with only Georgia Tech or any tiebreaker involving North Carolina.

- North Carolina needs the Virginia-Virginia Tech winner to lose its other game.  North Carolina wins all tiebreakers not involving the Virginia teams.

- Virginia and Virginia Tech need Miami to lose a game and/or have North Carolina win both games.  The only way the winner of their matchup wins a tiebreaker involving Miami is if North Carolina is included in that tie.

Live Blog – Late Afternoon Week 12 Games



Introduction: This is the second part of my liveblogging doubleheader.  My main focus in the 3:30 time slot is North Carolina at Maryland on ABC.  I will occasionally be flipping around to include South Carolina at Florida on CBS.  There are also several games I will follow online and through television scoring updates.

Pre-Game: Both Maryland and North Carolina need this win to keep pace in their respective divisions.  While Maryland has less to lose, they would lose control on their destiny with a loss, unless North Carolina State can upset Wake Forest.  North Carolina is in control of its destiny, thanks to Miami defeating Virginia Tech.  But a loss to Maryland gives control to Miami in the Coastal division.

In the secondary game in this live blog, Florida has clinched the SEC East, but it still has national championship hopes.  In fact, if they defeat Alabama in the SEC Championship Game, they are most likely going to Miami Gardens.  South Carolina is playing for bowl position, as well as the bragging rights that cometh of Steve Spurrier returning to the Swamp and getting a win.

Kickoff: After watching the end of the thrilling Notre Dame-Navy game, I turn to ABC and the Terrapins are running out the tunnel.  Section 1 of the stadium, for the visiting fans, appears to be mostly empty.  Did the Tar Heels bring their band?

Yuck, another diamond commercial.

The rain and wind have died down in College Park, but it could be a factor later today.  Hopefully there will not be a repeat of North Carolina State-Maryland.

North Carolina will kick off to Maryland to commence the game.

First Quarter

15:00: Maryland allows the touchback and will start from their own 20.

14:45: Darrius Heyward-Bey has his first catch of the game for two yards.

14:13: Da’Rel Scott gets the first down.  Next play is another Chris Turner completion.  The Terps are at their 40.

An update from Auburn.  Georgia is up 17-13.  Auburn has the ball at the Georgia 23 with 19 seconds left.

13:00: Scott had a short gain on second.  Chris Turner has a poor throw on third to force a punt.

12:53: It gets worse.  Andrew Schmitt the long snapper “air-mailed” it to punter Travis Baltz.  So accurate that Baltz needs to run after the ball and fall on it for an end zone for a safety.  Up next is the free kick.  North Carolina 2, Maryland 0 with 12:53 left in the first quarter.

The Slate Sanchez implosion AT&T commercial has become, by far, the best ever in this series.

We have a final score from Auburn.  Kodi Burns was unable to get the ball in the end zone.  Georgia wins 17-13.  Whew!

12:48: Travis Baltz punts the ball from the 20.  The Tar Heels return it and get the ball at their own 40.

12:38: Cameron Sexton hits Hakeem Nicks for a big gain down the right down to the 33.  Carolina has the wind at their back, which is out of the northwest (Byrd Stadium is oriented SE-NW).  The student section is partially empty.

11:46: North Carolina rushes forward to the 19.  The forward plays stops as Draughns is stuffed.

10:40: Trey Covington almost interpcepts the ball.  He is #55, which is Madieu Williams’ old number.

10:36: Foster drops the ball for North Carolina.  Casey Barth tries a 38-yard field goal.  North Carolina 5, Maryland 0 with 10:31 left in the first quarter.

10:24: Scott runs for a first down.  The play is overshadowed by the listing of the five goons at Florida State.  On the next play, Chris Turner hits Torrey Smith for another first down.

9:15: Turner goes deep.  The UNC cornerback almost intercepts the ball.  There is defensive pass interference from a guy messing with Heyward-Bey, so Maryland gets another first down.  The ball is at the UNC 36.

8:10: Turner hits Heyward-Bey again!  This time for a first down at the UNC 18.  Scott rushes down to the 12.

7:06: Scott goes out of bounds at the Tar Heel 6.  Yet another Maryland first down.  Is the end zone next?  No, Scott rushes to the 3, but the penalty for offsides is taken instead to keep it first down.

6:26: Da’rel Scott rushes in from 3 out for the touchdown!  Cue Rock n’ Roll Part 2!  North Carolina 5, Maryland 7 with 6:26 left in the first quarter.

5:50: The rain has started again, but not heavy enough to be seen in the main camera view.  Carolina starts at its own 34.

5:34: Sexton throws a 59-yard touchdown pass to Cooter Arnold (hehe, cooter).  The play featured a sick move by Cooter to escape the last Maryland defenders.  Are we in for a shootout today?  North Carolina 12, Maryland 7 with 5:34 left.

5:30: Torrey Smith ran straight into a UNC defender.  The Terps start from scrimmage at the 20.  Scott runs forward for 5.

Florida has drawn first blood in the Swamp.  UF 7-0 SCAR.

4:08: A Turner-to-Oquendo first down is obviated by a holding call, a scourge of this offense.  The Terps are backed up at their 14 as the rain gets heavier.

3:35: The offense does it right this time with a Turner-to-Arnold Davies first down at the 32.

On the west coast, Oregon State is leading California 14-7 in a very important Pac 10 game.

According to the ESPN graphics department, Chris Turner is undefeated against ranked teams (5-0) but only 6-9 against everyone else.

For several seconds, there was the shadow of a graphic involving Michael Crabtree on my screen.  Did anyone else watching UNC-Maryland see that?

1:29: Davin Meggett, the backup running back, is in to advance the ball for the Terps.  He brings it to the UNC 41.  The rain is now coming down in buckets.  Meggett then gets another first down…barely.

0:11: Meggett rushes for 20 yards to bring it down to the 11 yard line as the quarter ends.  After the first quarter, the score is North Carolina 12, Maryland 7.

And as we go to commercial, we hear a strain of what sounds like Ratt.

Second Quarter

14:40: Meggett continues his work with a first down to the 6.  On the next play, it is down to the 1.  What happens next?

13:46: Touchdown on the totally expected Meggett run.  North Carolina 12, Maryland 14 with 13:46 left in the second quarter.

Chris Borglum comments on this post that Florida is now up 21-0 on South Carolina.  Looks like the Cocks are getting blocked, but it is still early.

13:39: Bobby Rome lets the ball hit off his fingers on the kickoff return but disaster is averted.  UNC starts at its 39.

13:20: Sexton hits Nicks for a big gain to the Maryland 41.

12:41: Bob Griese and Brad Nessler just gave a live demonstration of how quarterbacks throw the ball during a rainstorm.  To simulate a wet ball, Nessler pours the contents of his water bottle on the ball.  How cool is that?

12:00: Speaking of wet balls, Sexton fumbles on a scramble and Maryland recovers at their own 34.

The AFLAC Trivia Question is to name the coach who led the Terps to a 6-2-1 record in his only season, 1945.  I would call this one moderately difficult, but a good number of Maryland fans would get it.  Answer coming from me when ABC reveals it.  You are welcome to post it in the comments.  It is now 4:31 pm ET.

10:03: Da’Rel Scott runs for 12 to earn the first down on a draw.  Neither team is stopping the other right now.

8:05: The Turner pass is tipped by the Maryland receiver and both Carolina defensive backs fail to procure it.  On the next play, Maryland goes for it on 4th and 7 in the tweener zone.  Fail!  Turner is sacked.

7:54: Oh rainbow!  UNC starts the drive at its own 45.  Their running game gets nothing on the next two plays.  It is third down!  Get your keys out!

6:45: The Cooter Arnold reception is obviated by offensive holdings.  The Tar Heels will have to punt.

The answer to the AFLAC Trivia Question is not Weeb Eubank, as posited by Chris Borglum, but the Bear, Paul Bryant, before his stints at Kentucky, Texas A&M, and Alabama.

Yes, Warren Sapp is still in the current edition of “Dancing with the Stars.”

5:30: Turner overthrows Danny Oquendo again.  Another punt from Travis Baltz, but hold the phone.  The penalty is chosen (by UNC) to be applied after the end of the run, so the Tar Heels will start in Maryland territory.

Whenever I switch the television to CBS, I see a commercial.  Sheesh.

That Allstate commercial with the guy slurping from the Bobby Bowden cheese fountain is disgusting.  Just the fact that there is such thing as a liquid cheese fountain is abhorrent.

5:03: Brooks Foster takes an end-around and breaks through the poor tackling of Maryland to get down to the 12.  The Terps devour them on the next play.

4:16: On third down, Sexton throws the ball into a tip, which is tipped again, which is failed to be received by a Maryland defender.  Instead, Barth hits a short field goal.  North Carolina 15, Maryland 14 with 4:12 left in the second quarter.

4:07: Kenny Tate brings the ball back to the 30.  On the first play, Meggett goes east-west and ends up going nowhere.

2:55: Maryland puts Josh Portis into the game at quarterback.  He runs to the left (as he always does) and gains 9 yards.  Meggett then takes the rock to the 50 and another first down.

1:51: Another Portis call, and he throws a pass!  It is only the third pass thrown by him this year.  It misses Heyward-Bey by several yards.

1:34: Fourth and 8 at the 48.  They will punt this time.  UNC will start at their own 2.

If you know the song that is playing right now at Byrd Stadium (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…) please leave a comment and rock my world with your knowledge.

0:35: The UNC running back tried a hurdle and lost the ball, but he was down.  The play will not be reviewed.  After that mess, the Tar Heels just take a knee and end the half.  At halftime, the score is North Carolina 15, Maryland 14.

Halftime

I changed the channel to CBS to see what was going on with the South Carolina-Florida game.  I saw ten frames of action before the game went to commercial.  I am having no luck.  Florida is up 28-3.

In another game of ACC interest, Wake Forest and North Carolina State are tied at 14-14.

Third Quarter

15:00: Maryland kicks off, UNC receives at the 5 and brings it out to the 33.  The Terps stuff the run on the first play from scrimmage.

14:40: On the second and third plays, Sexton throws the ball but nearly throws a pick both times.  Punt time.  Maryland will start at the 34 line after a mediocre punt by Terrence Brown.  Cue O Fortuna.

14:24: The rain has stopped, but the passes are even worse.  Chris Turner gets his pass tipped but it falls harmlessly to the turf.

Dre’ Bly went to North Carolina.  Now I know.  And knowing is half the battle.

13:40: Turner throws another bad one.  Travis Baltz time.  UNC will start at its 26 after the fair catch.

13:13: Sexton hits Christian Wilson for the first completed pass of the half.

12:02: On a waterlogged field, Sexton gets sacked.  Third and 13 goes wanting as Sexton completes the pass to Nicks but is 2 yards short.  Brown comes out to punt.

ABC just showed the Ledo’s Restaurant in the College Park.  I had no idea there was a Ledo’s there.

10:47: Da’Rel Scott gets the drive going for the Terps with a first down.  And another.  And a muddy jersey to boot.

9:08: Dan Gronkowski appears to drop the ball on the reception but kept possession.  He got the first down, but the Terps will be backed up thanks to a personal foul.

7:29: Turner finally gets Darrius Heyward-Bey back in action.  The gain of 13 results in a first down at the 33 of UNC.

5:53: UNC is plugging the holes, forcing a third and long and a poor almost illegal forward pass.  The Terps will punt.  UNC gets the ball at their own 25.

4:03: Sexton hands off to Bobby Rome, who delivers the halfback option to Brooks Foster at the Maryland 17.  FInally, some big play action in this half.

2:38: Sexton tosses the ball to Brooks at the 10, but it is short of the first down.  Barth comes in for the 28 yard try.  It looks good until “boink!” off the left upright.  Defensive line coach Dave Sollazzo goes nuts in a good way.  Terps take over at their 20.

1:12: Turner hits Heyward-Bey for what looks like a first down, but H-B starts dancing and misses it by inches.  Turner sneaks it in to move the chains.  Scott runs it a few yards, and that does it for the third, but for another strain of Ratt.  At the end of the third quarter, the score is North Carolina 15, Maryland 14.

The Acura commercial with the bodies reacting helplessly to imaginary crashes is quite cool.

Fourth Quarter

14:50: Josh Portis is in the game and he fumbles it to North Carolina at the end of his run.  But the play will be reviewed.  The play is upheld because there was not indisputable video evidence to the contrary.  UNC ball at the 33.

14:36: Sexton throws for the end zone but the pass is incomplete.  Greg Little receives Sexton’s next pass but Little drops it.  His third down pass is incomplete as well.

North Carolina State is up 21-17 on Wake Forest with 10 minutes left in Raleigh.

14:30: UNC punts and gains 9 yards of field position.  A gift drive is wasted in the mouth.

When I see the General Motors financing commercial, I have to ask “You are bankrupt.  Where are you getting the money to lend?”

14:22: Meggett gets the Maryland offense going with a 13-yard gain.  First down!

13:02: The next few plays were a step backward.  The Terps have to punt again.  The offenses have gone away from what looked to be a shootout in the rain.  UNC ball at their own 24.

Some score updates: Oregon State is leading California 27-21 early in the fourth.  Baylor is leading Texas A&M 34-7.  Minnesota is up 24-17 on Wisconsin with Paul Bunyan’s Axe at stake.  And N.C. State still leads Wake with eight minutes left.

11:22: UNC is out to the 42.  The Maryland blitz stones the run.  Sexton then runs for it, receives a block, but the block is not enough as Sexton is pushed out of bounds.  Brown puts again.  Maryland ball at its own 17.

9:31: Maryland goes nowhere on first and second down.  On third down, Turner delivers to Oquendo for a first down.  Move the chains.

8:08: Turner gets it to Emani Lee-Odai for eight yards.  Third and 2.  Oquendo for the first down.  Keep on matriculating down the field.

North Carolina State still leads Wake Forest with three minutes left.

6:43: Maryland has run two straight unsuccessful plays on the run.  Can the pass get them a first down here?  Yes!  Ronny Tyler catches it and moves the chains.  Maryland is now at the UNC 37.

5:02: Heyward-Bey gets 5 yards, Turner throws it deep to him, but the play fails.  On third and 5, no dice.  Fourth and 5.  Turner runs for it and moves the chains!  The Terps are getting it done at just the right time.

4:21: Can the Terps run down the clock to zero?  Heyward-Bey going out of bounds is not going to help.  But Scott getting the first down on the following play is another step in the right direction.

In Raleigh, Wake Forest is in State territory with a minute left.  Another thrilling finish.

3:10: Turner throws it out of the end zone on first and goal from the 11.  Scott rushes to the 9 on second down.  Torrey Smith catches the ball at the 1 on third down.  Uh oh!  The play will be reviewed because it may have hit the ground, which I thought on first glance.

Wake Forest has lost to North Carolina State 21-17.  That makes a Maryland loss here less important.  Maryland still controls its destiny no matter what happens in this game.

1:39: The play is overturned.  The Terps will try the field goal attempt for the lead.  Obi Egekeze from 27 yards…good!!!  North Carolina 15, Maryland 17 with 1:36 left in the fourth quarter.

I am getting sick of this shamelessly repeated over-and-over Desperate Housewives promo.

1:42: Maryland kicks off.  North Carolina starts its drive at its own 35 after a nice return.  The Tar Heels need to get within field goal range.  Both teams have all timeouts.

1:29: On the first play, Allen batted the ball into the UNC sideline for an incomplete pass.  On second down, Sean Droughns gets the first down.  Carolina takes its first timeout.  Maryland leads time of possession two-to-one.

1:16: Sexton misses Cooter Arnold on first down.  On second down, Sexton is sacked!  The flag is for holding, but it will be declined in favor of the 12-yard sack.  On third and 22, Sexton’s pass is interpcepted by Jerome McCullough.  Cue the Oh! song.

0:49: The Terps will now take a series of knees.  Can the Terps run the clock out?  With UNC having only two timeouts left and the play clock starting at 40 seconds, the answer is yes.  Carolina will let the clock run out on their third conference loss.

Final Score: Maryland 17, North Carolina 15

ABC now goes to Corvaillis, where Oregon State is up 27-21 on California.  I will live blog the finish.  California is driving for the winning touchdown and has no timeouts left.

0:42: Oregon State punts the ball back to California.  The Bears are at their own 5 yard line.  Kevin Riley throws a pick six.  The play is obviated by a false start penalty.  The Oregon State fans are not pleased.

0:42: The next pass is picked and returned for a touchdown.  Fork!  California 21, Oregon State 34 with 31 seconds left.

0:31: Oregon State kicks off.  Cal brings it back to the 4.  Cal’s wide receiver is brought down in bounds.  Riley spikes the ball.  Third down.  Riley throws the Hail Mary, but to no avail.  The Beavers are two wins away from the Rose Bowl.

Final Score: Oregon State 34, California 21

Pick ‘Em – Week 12



Hey – what’s that? I’m not so bad at picking games after all. We’ve got a tie for second place now.

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred
Last Week 3-4 5-2 4-3 4-3
Year to Date (37-40) (42-35) (42-35) (45-32)
Boston College (+6.5) at #19 Florida State Florida State Florida State Florida State Florida State
South Carolina (+22.5) at #4 Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida
#16 North Carolina (-3) at Maryland Maryland Maryland Maryland North Carolina
Minnesota (+13.5) at Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin Wisconsin
Virginia Tech (+3.5) at Miami (FL) Virginia Tech Miami Miami Virginia Tech
UCF (+7) at Marshall UCF Marshall Marshall Marshall
Notre Dame (-4) at Navy (Baltimore, MD) Notre Dame Navy Navy Notre Dame

Boston College (+6.5) at #19 Florida State, Saturday 8:00pm ABC
Chris: Can anyone name any players on Boston College? I’m guessing DanGr could, but I can’t.
[Ed.: DanGr chose not to respond to this particular challenge, but I will: Kevin Challenger.]

South Carolina (+22.5) at #4 Florida, Sat 3:30pm CBS
DanGr: Does this seem familiar? They were in the exact same situation two years ago, twiddling their thumbs waiting for the SEC Championship Game. They ended up a botched field goal away from their national championship dreams being crushed in The Swamp by the Cocks. Do not be surprised if this is another close one, but the Gators will ultimately prevail.

#16 North Carolina (-3) at Maryland, Saturday 3:30pm ABC/ESPN
DanGo: There’s no “football science” in this pick. Maryland’s playing a a ranked team at home, thus.
Fred: Maryland is the Herschel Walker of college football. Not the dominating, run through eight brick walls and several small children actual player Herschel Walker, but you never know which Herschel you’re going to get Herschel Walker.

Minnesota (+13.5) at Wisconsin, Saturday 3:30pm ABC/ESPN
DanGo: Both of these teams have had a surprising season; Minnesota in a good way, Wisconsin in a not so good way. The Gophers have been surprising, but the loss to Michigan last week was a demoralizing blow, and the Badgers look to be too tough to stop.

Virginia Tech (+3.5) at Miami (FL), Thursday 8:00pm ESPN
Chris: Robert Marve continues running in place by throwing a couple picks, and Va Tech gets just enough offense to win.
DanGo: While I’m cheering for the Hokies the whole time in this one, I’m going to have to pick against them. The offense has still been stagnant, and even with a questionable return from Tyrod Taylor, the Hokies have too many question marks to play 60 minutes with a resurgent group of Hurricanes.

UCF (+7) at Marshall, Saturday 4:30 CSS
Chris: UCF has the worst offense in Division I, but Joe Burnett will get a pick and make a special teams play to get the Knights over. Bet on a combined under of 29 points.
PS–boy does George O’Leary suck.
DanGr: George O’Leary not only did not play college football, he also did not earn a Master’s in Education from NYU. Zing! That is besides the point. Face it, this Golden Knights team is as tarnished as O’Leary’s reputation. They are going to get spanked in Huntington against a Herd that wants to put pressure on East Carolina in the C-USA East race.

Notre Dame (-4) at Navy (Baltimore, MD), Saturday 12:00pm CBS
DanGr: If I pick against Navy again, my fiancée will exile herself to the couch.
Chris: DanGR, your fiancee needs to start practicing now to be a wife: YOU get exiled to the couch, not her.
DanGr: My fiancee will be no ordinary wife. I paid for the bed, so it is she who leaves. She agrees with me on this point.

F&D Pick ‘Em – Week 11



What’s this? Chris wins the week AGAIN?!?!?!

Also, DanGr finishes one game away from being our first 0-7.

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred
Year to Date (34-36) (37-33) (38-32) (41-29)
#1 Alabama (-3) at #16 LSU LSU Alabama Alabama LSU
#9 Oklahoma State (+3.5) at #2 Texas Tech Oklahoma State Texas Tech Texas Tech Texas Tech
#12 TCU (-2) at #8 Utah Utah TCU TCU TCU
#21 California (+21) at #7 USC USC USC USC USC
#20 Georgia Tech (+3.5) at #19 North Carolina Georgia Tech North Carolina Georgia Tech North Carolina
Clemson (+5.5) at #22 Florida State Florida State Florida State Florida State Florida State
Cincinnati (+7) at #25 West Virginia West Virginia West Virginia West Virginia West Virginia

#1 Alabama (-3) at #16 LSU, Saturday 3:30pm CBS
Chris: I hate that it’s true, but I want/need Bama to win as a Gator fan, but outside of the Georgia and Clemson games, they really haven’t been very impressive against average competition. They’re a loss waiting to happen. And LSU has a ton of pride they want to salvage.
DanGr: Georgia crushed LSU. Alabama crushed Georgia. By the law of transitivity: roll tide!

#9 Oklahoma State (+3.5) at #2 Texas Tech, Sat 8pm ABC
Chris: This will be a super game to watch, with tons of passing and points. I pick the Cowboys purely on hunch.
DanGo: The economy may not be strong, but this Red Raider offense is unbelievable. Not many teams can hang with them for 60 minutes, but Oklahoma State will give it their damnedest.

#12 TCU (-2) at #8 Utah, Thursay 8:00pm CBS College Sports
DanGr: If you want an indication of how good this TCU team is, look at its margins of victory, especially compared to those of the same teams against BYU and Utah. They simply manhandled BYU a month ago. The Horned Frogs are not going to kick Utah to the curb so easily, but their defense will lead the way and their offense will make sure this one is over midway through the fourth quarter.

#21 California (+21) at #7 USC, Saturday 8:00pm ABC
Chris: Just like every year

#20 Georgia Tech (+3.5) at #19 North Carolina, Saturday 12:00 Raycom
DanGr: The totally awesome triple option will get the job done for the Ramblin Wreck, while the defense will leave UNC flat on their back.

Clemson (+5.5) at #22 Florida State, Saturday 3:30 ABC/ESPN
Chris: Bobby gets payback on them what done his boy wrong!

Cincinnati (+7) at #25 West Virginia, Saturday 7:00pm ESPNU
It’s a concensus, the Bearcats don’t stand a chance on the road.

F&D Pick ‘Em – Week 7



Hey look, Chris won the week! Picking against the chalk and conventional wisdom proved fruitful, bringing him within four games of .500 for the season.

There’s a great slate of matchups this week; there will be contenders eliminated after this week. Hopefully none of them will have to face Nitro in the Joust.

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred
Year to Date (19-23) (22-20) (25-17) (28-14)
Clemson (+2.5) at #21 Wake Forest Wake Forest Wake Forest Wake Forest Clemson
#4 LSU (+6) at #11 Florida Florida Florida LSU Florida
#5 Texas (+6.5) at #1 Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma Oklahoma
South Carolina (-1) at Kentucky South Carolina Kentucky Kentucky Kentucky
Notre Dame (+7.5) at #22 North Carolina North Carolina Notre Dame North Carolina Notre Dame
#6 Penn State (-6) at Wisconsin Wisconsin Penn State Penn State Penn State
#17 Oklahoma State (+14) at #3 Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri

Clemson (+2.5) at #21 Wake Forest, Thursday 7:30pm ESPN
Chris: Wake Forest will beat Clemson because Clemson is coached by Tommy Bowden, who may distracted by how good his players look in their tight pants.

#4 LSU (+6) at #11 Florida, Sat 8:00pm CBS
Chris: Florida will slip by LSU by single digits on the strength of some long runs by Chris Rainey and Jeff Demps and strong linebacker play which will limit LSU’s run game (a little) and force them to try to win through the air, not their strong suit this year.
DanGr: The Gator loss to Ole Miss revealed some cracks in the foundation. The Tigers will turn those cracks into breaches behind the steady play of newfound prime quarterback Jarrett Lee. Granted, LSU is not without flaws, which Florida will use to keep this close until the end. The oddsmakers pick LSU to lose by 6, which they will be doing before a successful nutjob, brass ball Les Miles decision in the final minute.

#5 Texas (+6.5) at #1 Oklahoma, Sat 12:00pm ABC
DanGo: IThe Big 12 has begun to resemble the NBA All-Star game — who the hell plays defense at these things? Rice and Tulsa combined for 1030 yards, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the Longhorns and Sooners surpassed that.
DanGr: The Sooners always come to play hard in Dallas, something Texas can only surmount when the Longhorns are clearly superior on paper. Some things never change. Add another notch–not to mention a ten gallon hat–to the belt of Bob Stoops.

South Carolina (-1) at Kentucky, Sat 12:30pm Raycom
DanGo: South Carolina may be a slim favorite in this game, but the ‘Cats have peaked more recently, even though they were given a bit of a boost by Leigh Tiffin’s leg. Kentucky wins in a squeaker.

Notre Dame (+7.5) at #22 North Carolina, Sat 3:30pm ABC/ESPN
DanGr: North Carolina is ranked for the first time since 2001. Notre Dame is not ranked, which is just as good since if they were they would be called overrated. Both teams are greatly improved over last year, but only one of them can win this week. Bruce Carter will be the different for the Tar Heels as he blocks at least one punt to make the difference in a close game.

#6 Penn State (-6) at Wisconsin, Sat 8:00pm ESPN
DanGo: Wisconsin’s chances for legitimacy disappeared after back-to-back close losses to Michigan and Ohio State on consecutive weekends. Penn State is for real, and Wisconin will drop three straight.

#17 Oklahoma State (+14) at #3 Missouri, Sat 8:00pm ESPN2
Chris: Missouri will beat the living hell out of Oklahoma State, though the Cowboys will score some points on Mizzou’s defense. Mike Van Gundy will then call his brothers Stan and Jeff to cry, even though he’s a man who’s now 41.

F&D Pick ‘Em – Week 5



If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that I won last week.

WOOHOO! I WON! SUCK IT, BITCHES!

They’re all tied up at the top. Who’s going to win? Way too early to tell.

On to week 5!

Author Chris DanGo DanGr Fred
Year to Date (10-18) (15-13) (18-10) (18-10)
#8 Alabama (+7) at #3 Georgia Georgia Georgia Georgia Georgia
Arkansas State (-1) at Memphis Memphis Arkansas State Arkansas State Memphis
Colorado (+5.5) at Florida State (Jacksonville, FL) Colorado Florida State Colorado Florida State
#25 Fresno State (-6.5) at UCLA Fresno State Fresno State Fresno State Fresno State
#22 Illinois (+14.5) at #12 Penn State Illinois Penn State Penn State Penn State
North Carolina (+7.5) at Miami (FL) Miami Miami Miami Miami
Virginia Tech (+7) at Nebraska Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech

#8 Alabama (+7) at #3 Georgia, Sat 7:45pm ESPN
DanGr: I have been impressed by Georgia on both sides of the ball, but I think there is room to improve. The Bulldogs will pull away at the end to complete a game that will be more offensive (of the scoring variety) than people expect.

Arkansas State (-1) at Memphis, Sat 2:00pm
Fred: A mediocre ConUSA team will always beat a mediocre Sun Belt team.
DanGr: ASU has plenty of offense, which will be the determinant against a Memphis team that has failed to win a Football Bowl Subdivision game.

Colorado (+5.5) at Florida State (Jacksonville, FL), Sat 3:30pm ABC/ESPN
Chris: Colorado’s offense vs. FSU’s defense is a great match-up; FSU’s offense vs. Colorado’s defense won’t be fun for anyone to watch, especially not Jimbo Fisher. Buffs win by two.
DanGo: Despite the weakness of the ACC, WVU has proven itself to be overrated, and the Buffaloes made too many mistakes in that game. Florida State will let it stay close, but pull away in the fourth.

#25 Fresno State (-6.5) at UCLA, Sat 3:30pm ABC
DanGo: Fresno State has had its BCS dream shattered, but UCLA is just bad.

#22 Illinois (+14.5) at #12 Penn State, Sat 8:00pm ABC
DanGr: Illinois is coming off a bye, has to travel to Happy Valley, and is coming off two uninspired showings against cupcakes. Penn State is showing no mercy in what may be the team that could let JoePa retire on top. It will not be 2008 Rose Bowl ugly, but this will be over by the end of the third quarter.
Chris: The Juice (the one who hasn’t killed anybody) deflates Penn State’s Big Ten hopes and keeps their own alive!
Fred: Illinois is so overrated, like Zook’s ability to water ski!

North Carolina (+7.5) at Miami (FL), Sat 12:00pm
DanGr: North Carolina is improving, but they are not going to be able to withstand the Hurricanes. They got blown down by Virginia Tech last week and they will get blown down by The U this week.

Virginia Tech (+7) at Nebraska, Sat 8:00pm ABC
DanGo: The Hokies are starting to get their offense organized, and the defense has been strong all season. If Taylor and Glennon can keep it together all day, they’ll walk out a winner.

What We Learned This Weekend – Week 1



Here is the follow-up column to last week’s future tense quintet,
brought to you in fantastic, high definition hindsight.

1.  Which teams are terrible. The Football Championship Subdivision
had its weakest opening weekend in years, needing to wait until after
midnight ET to claim its sole victim.  That victim was San Diego
State, which fell to Cal Poly on a game ending field goal.  Either the
Football Bowl Subdivision is stronger this year against their little
brothers, or the bottom of the barrel FBS schools chose their prey
wisely.

Among the highlighted games, Eastern Michigan obliterated Indiana
State, Marshall clobbered Illinois State, and Duke smashed James Mad.
San Jose State needed a last minute touchdown to escape from the jaws
of UC Davis.  Other close games, which should send up red flags for
the schools in question, were Delaware at Maryland (14-7 Terps),
McNeese State at North Carolina (35-27 Tar Heels), and Western
Illinois at Arkansas (28-24 Hogs).

2.  Which Division I football subdivision champion is superior in a
one-game series.
While Appalachian State is still the favorite to
rock and roll all the way to Chattanooga, this game was no contest, as
the Bayou Bengals of LSU rolled to a 41-13 victory over the
Mountaneers.  Apparently LSU turned the tables and decided to put the
target on Appy’s back to avoid any chance of a Michigan-type upset.
It also helps to have a positive talent disparity, which will only
bring up again the old canard about the speed differences between the
SEC and Big 11.

3.  Which BCS Busters look good, which BCS Busters look shaky, and
which BCS Busters are out.
All three teams highlighted in this space
are 1-0 in their quest to become America’s Next Top Mid-Major.  Utah
took a big lead at the Big House and held serve at the end to defeat
Michigan.  Fresno State crushed Rutgers in their first ever trip to
the east coast.  East Carolina employed vintage Beamer Ball to play
rude host to Virginia Tech.  A few more teams are expected to throw
their hats in the ring next week once they too knock off someone from
Les Six.

4.  Who gets an early lead in the conference races. Troy took early
control of the Sun Belt by going up to Murfreesboro and smacking
Middle Tennessee State.  Oregon State fumbled away its chance at a
come-from-behind win at Stanford.  New Mexico played dead at home
against opossum-hunter TCU.  Grain won over meat in the SMU-Rice
matchup.  Oregon dry cleaned Washington in the House of Quack.
Finally, in a game this column overlooked last week, Tulsa went to
Birmingham and did not love the gov’nuh, beating up on hometown UAB.

5.  Which good and potentially great teams can walk the walk. Clemson
made the wrong kind of statement at the Georgia Dome, running with
their tails between their legs up I-85 to escape the resurgent Crimson
Tide.  The expectations are now going to explode in Tuscaloosa.  The
next big thing is a matchup with Georgia at the end of the month.
In St. Louis, both Illinois and Missouri looked good, but the Tigers
took the early lead and left with the Braggin’ Rights.  Finally, the
ultimate game of the weekend saw UCLA turn Tennessee’s California
Dreamin’ into a nightmare as they knocked off the Vols in overtime.