Fourth and Dumb

Over a Florida fan, that is.

You’ve probably heard that a radio reporter in Fayetteville was fired after being admonished by Bobby “Arkansas Razorback to the Core!” Petrino for wearing her Gators baseball cap to a media session.

Renee Gork, the reporter in question, is indeed a Florida grad; hasn’t she been punished enough just by having to live in Fayetteville?

Anyway, back to the story, Gork apparently asked ol’ Bobby a question, and after answering, he said something about how he was not going to answer any more of her questions while she was wearing that hat.

You’ll excuse me for finding this kind of amusing. I’m guessing Petrino wouldn’t have known for sure that Arkansas and Florida were in the same conference when he got hired, though I guess that’s not fair since he did spend 12 games in Auburn as their OC when they went undefeated under Terry Bowden, one of his SEVEN stops in the last 14 seasons.

I suppose you can’t blame Bobby, whose panties are probably still in a bit of a bunch over some tough calls in his close loss at the Swamp last year (not to mention the beating from the previous season). And there’s absolutely no question that Gork shouldn’t have worn any kind of team gear to a media session as a reporter. Way back in my youth, when my co-bloggers here were shittin’ yeller (or at least more so), I covered the Gators for the Independent Florida Alligator, so I got to go to post-practice sessions and regular media lunches and such when Galen Hall was coach, and though most of the pro hacks I worked with had graduated from UF, no one would have dreamed of wearing a Gators hat (or a Bama hat, or a Yankees jacket, or a Steelers shirt) to anything while working. It’s just not done.

However, Petrino didn’t need to make a stink about it out loud in front of the other hacks. That just guaranteed that crazy fans would hassle the station and kill this woman’s job. Of course, there’s been some boo-hooing about her losing that job, but something tells me she’ll be fine. Maybe she’ll be one of the gals on the next The Bachelor or something.

At least she wasn’t wearing a Louisville or Falcons hat; that might have gotten ol’ Bobby to pop her one.

PS–12 DAYS TILL THE FIRST GAME!!!!

So it’s been a quiet week here at Fourth and Dumb. No action since Tuesday–hey, it’s like my marriage! Hey-o! Take my wife, please!

Sigh. Yeah, cheesy monologue material may be the way to go, as the college football season seems to have really stagnated here at the end of this season. Seriously, are there any games of import still happening? I’m too lazy to do the research, but I’m certain there are no more match-ups of two top-15 teams happening this week or next week. And even most of the rivalry games seem pretty lopsided this year. Today we get Ohio State-Michigan, for example, but outside of their fans, does that game jazz anyone this season? Same with next week’s Florida-FSU and Bama-Auburn: you just don’t think these games are going to be big ones. Or at least I don’t.

Anyway, there’s just one game in the SEC really worth watching for any normal people today (note that being abnormal, I fully expect to check out Vandy-Tennessee and Georgia Kentucky if I’m able): that’s LSU at Ole Miss. The Rebs seem to have awakened the offense a bit, with Dexter McCluster averaging 264 all-purpose yards the last four games, and Jevan Snead completing more passes to teammates than opponents. Still, the Tigers have a stout defense, and we can’t be sure Ole Miss won’t revert to old ways. I think this will be close, but the Rebs will pull it out to win by 2 or 3.

Florida and Bama get FIU and UT-Chattanooga, respectively. Let’s see if either team can crest 50; last year you’d expect the Gators to get 49 at half in a game like this, but though I expect Tebow to throw some long balls on the nation’s 118th-ranked defense, I think the Gates will still run a bunch and not score a ton of points. But I hope desperately that John Brantley gets some reps in the second half. For Bama, expect a steady diet of Mark Ingram, bolstering his Heisman hopes and not letting Greg McElroy lose any more confidence by throwing picks.

Georgia-Kentucky should be pretty competitive, and I’d be a boor not to pause to offer condolences to Bulldog Nation on the passing of UGA VII this week. I hope he’s got legs to hump in Dawg heaven (which, by the way, is near Schenectady, NY). Anyway, don’t be surprised to see Kentucky take the Dawgs down, but on the other hand, don’t count on it, either. Georgia throws for a ton of yards and wins close.

I’d love to think Vandy would give Tennessee a tough game at Knoxville, but their offense is too weak. If their D-line can play like they did against the Gators in The Swamp, they might be able to keep it close for a while, but their offense is so bad it doesn’t seem like they could do much with the field position their D might give them. Tennessee will win at around the spread of 17.

Miss State will try desperately to get bowl eligible, but Arkansas’s offense is too good for that. Still, Dan Mullen’s got the Other Bulldogs’ offense looking better than it has in forever. Expect good things from them in two years when he’s got the personnel his offense needs.

One game clearly dominates the consciousness of fans deeply interested in the sriracha-slathered chicken vindaloo that is the Southeastern Conference. And no, I’m not talking about the fascination with whether it will be Carlos Dunlap or Jermaine Cunningham who will tear the first limb from Mackenzi Adams’s body in Hogtown today.

No, of course I’m talking about the epic LSU at Alabama clash in Tuscaloosa. Amazingly, despite their recent offensive woes, Bama is favored by 11 as of this morning. That seems very high to me: I’d be happy to go offshore and bet on LSU to cover, but I’m not confident enough to say they’ll win (sorry, Ricky!). I’m thinking this game will see  a number of field goal attempts and a fair amount of punts, and as I averred in my picks, the team that wins will make at least one game-turning play on defense. Julio Jones has barely touched the ball lately (hmm, wishing maybe you’d chosen the Gators now, Julio?), and the Tide needs to stretch the field a little to beat LSU. What’s that you say? Florida ground out a safe win against the Tigers by running it? True, but UF ran it with the QB and three RBs coming out of various sets, with emphasis on misdirection and option stuff. The Tide doesn’t do much of that: they’re Ingram left, Ingram right, and Ingram up the middle. That seems to me to play to the Tigers’ strengths in the front seven. This game will be close by Mount Cody or somebody will make a play to win for Bama.

The Gators will keep up their recent offensive awakening against Vanderbilt. The story line for the Gates is coming clear: early struggle, an injury to their messianic leader, controversy over various small sins (like eye poking), but eventual redemption with love (Urban for Timmy, Timmy for Brandon, Brandon for Stamper, etc.) conquers all. The melodrama that has been the 09 Gators will culminate in Atlanta after they score 30+ in every game in November.

South Carolina and Arkansas have pivotal games against each other, but the greater pressure is certainly on Arkansas at home. The Pigs are 3-5, with a game at LSU left; if we count that as a loss, that means they have to win every other game on the slate to get bowl eligible. The toughest of those three is today (the others are home games against Troy and Miss State). Arkansas’s offense is clearly far better than SC’s, but the reverse is true on defense. And Stephen Garcia has been yo-yo-like in his inconsistency. Though I’ll be rooting for the ‘Cocks (I will always love the SpurDog above all coaches–he is my master and role model), I think Arkansas will put up too many points to lose.

The rest of the slate is directional and non-conference foes for everyone else. Just one thing: watch for Tennessee to struggle, at least for the first half, with Memphis, who has played them tight the last few years. But of course Hello Kiffy will come through.

This week’s games in the world’s greatest football conference, that Southeastern one, will offer much insight into the final jockeying for bowl position which will take place in November. Though there are no blockbuster match-ups, there are some very interesting games to the discerning aficionado of Southern pigskin.

To wit, South Carolina at Tennessee, the best game of the weekend. Kiffin’s flap with the Spurdog was less exciting than those he had with Pope Urban and Nick Satan, but expect to hear a bit about it on Gameday and during the gamecast. In case you forgot, Spurrier said that Kiffin may have been recruiting SC commits before Kiffin took his NCAA recruiting test, a requirement before recruiting, and Kiffin said he didn’t. Then Spurrier contemptuously told Kiff he never accused him of cheating in front of a pack of reporters and a (reportedly) bemused Bobby Petrino and Rich Brooks at the SEC meetings in Destin, Florida.

Anyway, the game itself is clearly the most important game of the season for Kiffin. Despite his “moral victories,” no one expected him to beat Bama or Florida this year, so he can bask in the glow of close games there. Likewise, he got his one big win this year by pounding Georgia. So why is this game so big for him? Well, UT is 3-4. His team will be favored and expected (by Vols fans) to beat Memphis and Vandy at home, while a roadie at Ole Miss will be an acceptable loss by most fans. If this comes true, that equals 5-5, with this game and the later roadie at Kentucky being the deciding factors for the Vols’ bowl eligibility this year. More important, Vols fans expect to compete with Florida (and most years, Georgia) for the SEC East, so even in this first season, they expect Kiffin to put the Vols ahead of the lower half of the division. If Kiffin really wants to get the fans behind him, he has to win this game at home. However, I think the ‘Cocks defense will be too stiff for the Vols’ running game, and the Spurdog will win a low-scoring, ugly game.

Ole Miss’s trip to Auburn is likely the game for third place in the SEC West. Ole Miss’s season kind of reminds me of Florida’s—they’ve made a lot of mistakes in close games, but unlike the Gators, they haven’t been talented enough, especially on defense, to survive those mistakes. Like the Gators, Ole Miss is due for a big offensive game. However, it won’t come in Jurdin-Hayer, where those cow college PlainsTiger fans will be in full throat. Still, Ole Miss will win a close one.

Florida-Georgia doesn’t have the luster of last year’s “Urban’s Revenge” game, but the Gators are still trying to get juice out of Georgia’s end zone dance of two years ago. This is pretty lame: the Gators just need to start acting like the pros that most of them are going to be. The Gators’ failures this season have been due to execution: they’ve often forgotten how to block and hold on to the ball. Fortunately, the defense has been as good as advertised (though not in the realm of the all-time greats, as Brandon Spikes had boastfully predicted before the season). Better for the Gators, they get Spikes back for this game, along with three (!) regulars from the D-line who didn’t play last week. Expect the Gators to put it together this week and actually score over thirty while holding the dogs to less than 17.

I think Kentucky will handle a game Miss State team at home, while the student-ATHLETES of Georgia Tech will pound the STUDENT-athletes of Vanderbilt. Jordan Jefferson will look all-world against the Tulane defense. Ryan Mallett will throw for six TDs against Eastern Michigan, one of which will come with him holding up a D-lineman in his left arm while throwing a 97-yard pass with his right. Satan will spend the entire day huddled in his dark lair, chuckling at footage of the LSU passing game. I will drink a dwarfsweight of Red Stripe before trick or treating with my daughter and then catching the last three quarters of the Oregon game. As Pippa put it in Browning’s great poem, “God’s in his heaven/All’s right with the world.”

For the second week in a row, there are no really big games in the chili-slathered, Nathan’s foot-long that is the Southeastern Conference, but there are some intriguing games nonetheless. To wit:

Arkansas travels to Oxford to play Ole Miss. Can Ole Miss get back up off the mat and at least fight for second in the SEC West? Maybe. On the one hand you’d think that Jevan Snead can move the ball on Arkansas’s D, but on the other that Razorpig D nutted up and slowed the Gators last week. But then again, can Arkansas get up for another tough roadie after their oh-so-close loss to the Gators? I say no: Ole Miss wins by 3-4.

Lane Kiffin weighed in a few days, saying that Alabama is the “best-coached team” in the SEC and is the “clear” #1 team in the nation. Is this just more of Lane’s weird habit of kissing the ass of the powerhouse he’s about to play (cf his comments a few days before the Gator game that UF should be favored by 100 points), or is he just gigging Urban Meyer now that the Gators’ loss is in his rearview mirror? Well, if it’s the former, don’t bother: Nick Satan doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him, and he’s going to punish the Vols. Will Lane’s anger over being peremptorily disallowed from wearing orange on the road be enacted in a stirring effort by his team to beat the Tide? No.  Bama wins by 17.

Can Auburn look the way they did in the first couple weeks during their trip to Death Valley in Baton Rouge? Lately it seems like they’ve forgotten how to play pass defense, but fortunately for them, Jordan Jefferson can’t pass! Still, LSU isn’t going to let the PlainsTigers score many points. LSU wins by 4.

Tim Tebow gets to visit with his mentor and friend, Dan Mullen, when the Gators go to Starkville. The last time the Gates actually won there was the year before I began matriculating in Gainesville: 1985. Since then Miss State has been a graveyard of good Gator teams. And every single time it didn’t appear possible UF could lose. But really, it’s not possible UF can lose this game. Right? I mean, really? Anyway, I think the Gators win by 22. But I’ll be hitting the Patron early to calm my nerves, especially if the Gators start putting the ball on the floor early, as they have the last couple games.

South Carolina will let Stephen Garcia loose against Vandy and will win big.

Week 7 of competition in the Southeastern Conference unfolded as most of us assumed it would, with two exceptions: Auburn losing to Kentucky and Florida nearly puking themselves against Arkansas.

Let’s start with the Gators. In the days since their brush with failure, many folks have been screaming about the two bad calls against Arkansas during the Gators’ fourth-quarter comeback. Indeed, even the SEC itself admitted that the personal foul called against the Arkansas DE was non-existent, though they didn’t comment on the phantom pass interference call in the end zone a couple plays later. This has led some, like ESPN moron Colin Cowherd (seriously, that guy is really charmless and uninteresting), to insist that Florida would have a loss on its record were it not for those calls.

This is pretty silly, frankly. Neither call came on a third down, so there’s nothing to say that the Gators wouldn’t still have converted for a new set of downs. Further, though obviously the yardage helps, Jeff Demps still had to run for a six-yard TD after they were made. And finally, it’s worth noting that both came on the drive the Gators used to tie the game. Arkansas got a shot at a 40-something-yard field goal AFTER that Gator TD, but they missed. The refs didn’t force that. Further, the Gators then had to drive down for the winning FG.

So sure, those calls were bad and definitely hurt the Razorpigs. But to suggest that they directly caused the Arkansas loss is plain stupid. What’s clearly not stupid is questioning the Gator offense. Obviously they’re not scoring points too well right now. They are, however, moving the ball. They lost two fumbles inside the Arkansas ten yard line, and their TD scoring efficiency in the red zone this year is less than 50%. If the Gators don’t start opening up the passing game to include the wide receivers more frequently, they’re going to have a hard time against South Carolina and, presumably, Alabama in the SEC CG.

Meantime, Auburn has come back to earth, weighed down by my cursed prediction that they’d be 7-0 heading into Death Valley this weekend to play LSU. As it is, they’ll now exit the Bayou State 5-3, heading for the Liberty Bowl. So it goes.

Bama had a hard time of it with the ‘Cocks, but they were never really in trouble. Their defense continues to impress, though I’m a little skeptical of the sudden Heisman hype around RB Mark Ingram. He’s a good back, but let’s see how he does against Tennessee this weekend and LSU down the road. But either way, the Bama-Florida game is beginning to look inevitable.

PS–fun note about this weekend’s Tennessee-Bama game: Lane Kiffin requested to be able to wear their home orange jerseys against Bama in Tuscaloosa this weekend, and the SEC agreed, but Bama said ‘no’ without comment. This hurt Lane’s feelings, and he complained that it would’ve been “fun” for the players and fans to see the teams in their solid colors. Don’t think that Nick Satan has forgotten Lane’s off-season boasting about beating Bama in recruiting. I’m sure Bama will try to put the pasting to the Vols, and though I almost never, ever, root for the Tide, here’s hoping they give Kiffin’s boys the spanking the Gators couldn’t.

PPS–Nah, I’m not going to bother to write about Georgia beating Vandy or other minor games in the conference. You don’t really care, and neither do I.

On paper this seems like a pretty mellow week in the world’s greatest football conference. Tennessee and LSU get the weekend off, and only one match-up features both teams in the top 25. So let’s start there.

The ‘Cocks strut into Tuscaloosa, turgidly engorged with pride and confidence (goddamn, will I ever stop being so immature?). But can Stephen Garcia find ways to repeatedly penetrate Crimson orifices? (Apparently not). Seriously, we can all see how this game will play out, right? Bama’s D will not allow any serious rushing success by SC, so Garcia is going to have to make plays against a young but good Bama secondary (which, it’s worth noting, couldn’t be exploited by Jevan Snead or Tyrod Taylor). Still, the game will be close in the fourth quarter because of SC’s better-than-advertised defense, so a couple big plays may decide it. I think Bama wins a squeaker, but I won’t be surprised if the Ol’ Ball Coach steals this one.

Florida hosts Arkansas in a game that should allow the Gators to finally put up some points. However, this game smells a lot like the Ole Miss game of last year. The Gates just got a big win and might be caught flat this weekend, despite Urban’s urgings. Still, the Razorpigs are giving up 40 points per SEC game this year, and it seems unlikely that even a stinky performance won’t net more points than the Gators’ defense will allow. Gators win 45-17 or something.

The Vandy-Georgia game could get interesting, but probably won’t. Georgia has allowed an average of 35 points per SEC opponent so far, but Vandy has only averaged 6 points (!!!) in three SEC games this year. That and the advantage of being between the hedges allows the Dawgs to stanch the bleeding for a while.

The only other conference match-up sees Kentucky travel to Auburn. The PlainsTigers might be looking ahead to next week’s game with LSU, but I don’t think Kentucky’s back-up QB Will Fidler (or the other back-up, if they choose to use him–unlikely enough that I don’t even feel like googling to find out who the hell he is) can meet the challenge of taking Auburn down in Jurrdin Hayeh stadium. Young Chizzy’s going to have Auburn bowl eligible in seven games, something Tubby couldn’t do last year in 12. Where are your curses now, War Eagles?

Another week, another layer of lustrous nacre added to the fine pearl that is the greatest football conference on Earth, the SEC.

The marquee game between UF and LSU in Death Valley was tense and fascinating but not exciting, if that makes sense. I don’t imagine that disinterested fans from the Midwest or Northeast would say it was a great game to watch, as it was a defensive slugfest without many big plays. But for the discerning or interested viewer, it was a masterpiece of slug-it-out Southern football. The Gators played it awfully close to the vest on offense, obviously very confident that Jordan Jefferson couldn’t move the ball on their defense. And as in the Tennessee game, the Gators left obvious points on the field (missed FG, lame 4^th-down attempt in the red zone), allowing the score to make the game appear closer than it was. But despite the low scoring, the outcome wasn’t much in doubt after the first few LSU possessions. LSU now gets a needed off-week to prepare for Auburn, an elimination match for the Tigers as far as remaining in the SEC West hunt. 

Why an elimination game already? Because Alabama is starting to look nigh-unbeatable in the West. Greg McElroy has turned out to be an ideal game manager for the Tide, who, like the Gators, are happy to grind you to death with their front seven, score a few points, and play field position. Ole Miss just played awfully against Bama, but most of that is attributable to the Tide’s D. However, as much crap as Jevan Snead has gotten for that game, he had some receivers drop some balls and one of them literally hand over an interception to a linebacker when the Rebels had a chance to cut the deficit to three early in the fourth quarter. But that’s the danger of these low-scoring games for Bama and Florida: you’re always just a crazy play away from being in big trouble. But then again, these teams don’t seem to allow those plays.

Auburn’s offense played like a bunch of CHUDs suddenly exposed to bright light in Fayetteville against the Razorpigs. They were fumbling and throwing INTs and dropping passes against a three-digit-ranked defense. But to be fair to Arkansas, that Petrino offense is for real, and Massive Mallett is making lots of plays for that team. Now Arkansas gets Florida in the Swamp, while Auburn hosts Kentucky. Arkansas is dead meat, no matter how good that offense is, but Auburn has a fight on its hands, too. However, they’ll be aided by the fact that they’ll be playing a Kentucky team without starting QB Mike Hartline.

That’s because he got hurt in a very tight contest with South Carolina, who keeps escaping with wins. The SC defense played one of its softest games this year against Kentucky, even allowing pretty scattershot back-up QB Will Fidler to make some plays against them. The Cocks will have to seriously pick up the pace to have a prayer against Bama on Saturday, but I think their defense, matched up with Bama’s, means the game will be in doubt into the fourth quarter.

Meantime, Vandy went down in overtime vs. Army, telling us that Vandy’s seeming resurgence under Bobby Johnson is likely stalled, and that they’ll be a 5-6 win team forever, unless of course they scrap those stupid entrance rules and SAT scores for students and stuff. Miss State showed more offensive flash in a tough loss to Houston, but OtherBulldog fans should be excited by the fact that Dan Mullen has this team scoring points. How good will they be when he gets some actual players in there?

Last but certainly not least, what the hell is going on with Georgia? We all figured their offense would be down after losing Stafford and Moreno, but I at least assumed their defense would be as good or better than ’08. In fact, however, Cox has been better than expected, or was until Saturday when the Vols tore him up, and the Dawg defense has been just wretched. They made Jonathan Crompton look like Tom Brady Saturday; I wouldn’t have thought that Crompton could have thrown for that many yards against tall grass. Georgia may end up having a hard time getting to seven wins at the rate their D is playing; fortunately for them, they get offense-challenged Vandy to practice on this week.

Another week, another pick ‘em from your favorite band of intellectual miscreants.

Evan Nagler joins us as our guest this week. Evan is a Gainesville, FL native and former Brandeis student currently employed by the Census to make sure that the numerically insignificant Cham population in his hometown of Knoxville is not allowed to swing their votes in favor of Lyndon LaRouche in upcoming elections. Deeply knowledgeable about Jewish custom and lore, he uses such tactics as the Kabbalah to accurately pick winners each week. His system combines the number of ex-lovers Madonna has had and the exact current hair length of Britney Spears, along with a few other factors which he would prefer not to share.

It only took me 5 weeks to win a week this season. Truthfully, I’m a little too lazy to look back and see how long it took me last year, so we’ll just call this a “good thing” ™ and move along. There’s a Thursday game actually worth picking tonight, and we’ve got the inside scoop on who’s going to win. Assuming, of course, you understand that by “inside scoop” we really mean “stuff we’ve either painstakingly researched or just made up in order to make the deadline.”

Who’s that? Hans Blix? Why no, it’s week number 6!

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Another week, another step in the unfolding of the beautiful flower that is the Southeastern Conference 2009 football season.

So I watched 55 minutes of the LSU-Georgia game. My daughter was staying at a friend’s, so my wife and I went out for tapas and drinks, like civilized people do. But the second place we went to had no TV. Why do I tell you this? Well, I got to see 13 of the points scored, but had to get the 21 points scored spasmodically when both defenses seemed to sag like fatally wounded stoats described to me in intermittent texts by last week’s guest picker, Mike Dame. However, I think I see this as an advantage. The 55 minutes I saw sure seem to me to be the “real” LSU offense and defense: the former futzes around and seems to lack leadership, while the latter is fast and mean and capable of shutting down offenses as good as the Dawgs’. Georgia, being the mirror image of LSU, couldn’t get the passing game going, though to be fair Cox had some receivers drop some good balls. The good news is that  the season’s first match-up of top-five teams is preserved for next Saturday. But LSU will have real problems with the Gator D; will it even matter if Timmy plays? We’ll see.

Alabama seemed to play pretty well against Kentucky (“seemed”? Well, I just watched the re-runs like you; what the hell do I know?). Giving up 20 points seems kind of dicey, but they never were threatened. They seem like the second best team in the country to me, but as you know, I’m an SEC homer. Besides, I’m holding out judgement on Texas till after the Oklahoma game.

I only got to see parts of the Auburn-Tennessee game, but enough to warm my heart. Lane’s boys are 2-3 with a now-desperate Dawgs team coming in. Crompton sucks, as we all knew he would, but his 20 of 43 showing, with what seemed like some drops by his receivers, will stave off Nick Stephens for a while more. But unless Stephens is clearly behind Crompton (and if that’s true, the Vols will suck for at least 2-3 more years, and be still my heart!), it seems like they’d be well to give him a chance and some experience. But they’ll be sitting 2-4 after this next Saturday, with few guarantees after that. Who knew that Auburn would be 5-0 and Young Chizzy would be flashing his gold teeth caps and rockin’ the Grey Goose to West Division contention? Their defense dominated (but hey, who doesn’t against these guys), and the offense seems to be jelling. Just remember, I said they’d be 7-0 before heading to LSU (sorry, Todd!). Um, but I did only say that after they were 4-0, of course. Man, just think how much crap that guy who videotaped himself hollering at Chizik and the AD at the airport is going to get if Chizik gets the PlainsTigers to the SEC championship? But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Damn, Miss State hung 31 on Georgia Tech; that was three games’ worth of scoring under Sly Crooms! Unfortunately, Tech got 42, but Dan Mullen’s got the Other Bulldogs on the right track.

Ole Miss ground out a ho-hum win in Nashville, as the top tier teams in the SEC do. I guess that means they’re still top tier, but we’ll find out Saturday when they host Bama. Mmm, Bama at Ole Miss and UF at LSU back to back: I’m glad to be alive!

Oh, and Arkansas put up a pile of points against Texas A&M, which means their game against Auburn is an elimination game: the winner can still pretend to hope to win the West, but the loser isn’t allowed to pretend that anymore. And South Carolina beat some non-football school and is ranked–good for the ol’ ball coach, but beware Kentucky.