Hang Down Your Head, It’s Dooley!!!



Yes, Vols, hang down your head and cry! You’ve just hired the Louisiana Tech head coach, your fifth choice (at best), scion of Vince Dooley, who comes in sporting a 17-20 record.

What is it about the Vols hiring relatively inexperienced HCs who don’t even have winning records? At least he seems like a polite young man, unlike that boor who they used to have. One hopes he will take his beatings respectfully, without all that gum flapping.

Let the wild speculation about the replacement at La Tech begin!!!!!

6 Comments

  1. Chris Borglum:

    That headline’s for you, Andy Vann!

  2. Chris Borglum:

    Oh, I get it. The readership has fled like rats from a sinking ship not that the BCS championship game is over. Well, your loss, punks! Just wait–awesome Tebow post coming soon!

  3. Dan Greenstein:

    BTW, Louisiana Tech hired Sonny Dykes for some Mike Leach air raid fun (but not Mike Leach electrical closet fun).

    And Chris, think of this as an opportunity. How often does anyone get the opportunity to raise a sunken ship on an annual basis?

  4. Andy Vann:

    A headline, just for me? Wow!

  5. Chris Borglum:

    Well, you’re the only guy here with deep Kingston Trio knowledge, not to mention their entire catalogue.

  6. Andy Vann:

    That’s all I used to smoke, Kingston Trios. Smooth, baby, smooth.

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